amelioratrix replied to your post “miss-ingno replied to your post “Answers About Combat Class” “keeping…”Now I’m imagining Steve offering to sleep with Tony so Iron Man doesn’t have to do it anymore.
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU SO HARD
When Steve offered, he wasn’t expecting laughter, and for a second he didn’t know what it was. Sometimes it was hard to tell, with the voice modulator box in the armor.
He’d pulled Iron Man aside after the Avengers meeting, during which he had once more said “I’ll talk to Mr. Stark about this” as a way of solving a problem, and Jan had looked at Steve, and so had Wanda, and Clint had winced.
So he’d said “Iron Man, a moment?” and had prepared for Plan Alpha (Alpha was okay, and not as difficult as Beta, which involved covert coercion if not outright murder).